Fifty shades of…

You’ve heard about nuances:

– gray

– red

– black

And if you have read the books too or watched the movie adaptation of these fifty shades, you certainly know what they refer to.

I have to tell you the truth, I did both… no no… it’s not like it seems… (for me it’s science fiction!) I mean reading these novels and watching the related films, I must tell you that the only thing that came to my mind was imagining my nuances.

So, I have about fifty of them too and they always concern the emotional sphere, but they are the famous “fifty shades of if”.

There are some with a more concrete cut, such as:

– what if I changed my haircut?

– what if I went for a walk?

– what if I made a cake?

And other more spans in the air, such as:

– what if I left?

– what if I did it my way?

– what if I talked to him?

In short, I don’t lack fantasy and this could be considered as the antechamber of eroticism, right?

Too bad, however, that every nuance of mine always follows the same answer:

“uhm, maybe another time huh”

Here I recommend, if you should happen to experience the same movie, change the channel:

“Right now, not again.”

In the end, gray isn’t that bad, don’t you think?