Cruise control disabled

“This morning I was awakened by a strange movement. It was a long time since I felt so much turmoil (yet I haven’t eaten legumes for dinner). You think that I thought I was going to stay dormant forever, then suddenly there it was… I heard it, the sound of the bells. Yet there is no bell tower nearby. Oh! Yesterday there was a guy next to me, who was waiting for the bus and never stopped staring at me. He had two pitch-black eyes and he smelled good.”

“I don’t understand what’s going on with me… I can’t stop thinking about you. I only saw you a few times, at the bus stop, with that auburn hair and that dreamy expression. You’re very funny… but also beautiful. Who knows what your name is, where you live, what’s your job, who knows if someone is waiting for you at home… I’d like to talk to you. I could get close to you and tell you that I seem to have known you forever… Ehm… Oh well, I’ll drop it… I’ll be fine.”

Oh my gosh, I think something extraordinary is happening here!

When Cupid decides to shoot his arrow, we are fried. For a moment we lose control and most of all we forget to activate the cruise control.

“Uh-oh there’s no cruise control… bim boom bam 💥what a hit!”

Here, since we cannot know when we will be hit by this arrow (and where!) the use of seat belts would always be recommended. Unless… we don’t want to experience the thrill of being guided by love at the sound of bells. Badly we will have band-aids and a dazed head for a few days!

I say it’s a risk worth taking. Cupid? Cupid? I’m ready, you can shoot.